Well, not really.
As WordJam races towards its second birthday, I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank all my readers for their continued support. It's been a pleasure, guys.
But this isn't the end! There's plenty more to come in the months ahead...
HUMOUR!
"I say, I say: my wife's suffering from radiation sickness due to a North Korean nuclear missile falling short of the US mainland and landing on an island in the West Indies where she happened to be stationed at a local hospital in preparation for such a scenario."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went there to provide medical assistance of her own accord..."
FILM ESSAYS!
"...And I can honestly say, without fear of contradiction, Sharknado 4 is the greatest movie ever to boast a shark, a tornado, and a film poster resembling the one for The Force Awakens..."
COMMENTARY!
"...And from one incompetent, corrupt, geriatric media whore to another, I say to you, Mr Trump: DON'T BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL..."
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
...Yep, all that and more is coming up in 2018 on WordJam: the greatest blog on the ethernet.
But don't take my word for it: let's hear what the great and good are saying about WordJam...
"Richard English is a fat, attention-seeking git." - Kim Jong-un
"I don't give a flaming fuck about WordJam, or the sad, sorry bastard behind it." - Rupert Murdoch
"Like Laurence Sterne, Lenny Bruce and Lady Gaga, Richard English disassembles faux-intellectual pretension with Occam-like precision without pandering to popular trends. #WordJamPML." - Alan Yentob
"What's a blog?" - Theresa May
Onwards, folks!
