WordJam: March 2022

Sunday, 20 March 2022

Horror Show

Over and out.

Monday, 7 March 2022

Another Exclusive New Offer from WordJam: The Kamala Harris Talking Doll!

Everybody knows Kamala Harris is a powerhouse of diplomacy, charisma and common sense, so to mark her historic trip to Eastern Europe this week to discuss ongoing security, economic and humanitarian support for Ukraine and her neighbours, WordJam proudly presents our new seven-inch, fully poseable Kamala Harris talking doll available exclusively through this blog!

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