Monday, 21 November 2016

Baptismal Bounce Revisited: or, "I Name This Child WordJam"



Tomorrow marks the 35th anniversary of an obstetrician taking it upon himself to sever my umbilical cord and - as a rather rude encore - give my arse a good smack, forcing me to breathe in the heady, disinfectant-tinged aroma of Pilgrim Hospital. Perhaps it was all for the best, though, because without that formative act of aggression WordJam wouldn't exist, and you wouldn't have the pleasure of reading that last sentence. Lucky you, eh?

Birthdays have a funny habit of creeping up on you, especially when they're significant ones. Inevitably, my mind drifts back to the past and the many imponderables brought into existence by the onset of age and maturity. I can't remember the point belching ceased to be amusing, or when I discovered girls were human beings with lives and aspirations of their own as opposed to objects I could project my sticky, adolescent bedtime fantasies onto, but thank God I have otherwise you'd be reading the outpourings of a truly disturbed individual. 

In this spirit of existential (possibly narcissistic) self-analysis, I finally got round to seeing Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life this afternoon: a film I've been meaning to watch for some time now but kept putting off because... Well, I dunno. Maybe I'm a bit suspicious when critics say 'X' is the greatest movie ever or, at least, one of the greatest. But then, who doesn't feel like that? (Now worst movie ever is an invitation I can't resist, but that's another story.
 
 
To say that I've seen a lot of films over the years is an understatement. I don't pretend to be some great expert on cinema, but I know my stuff. From experimental films to blockbusters, Expressionism to exploitation, I've seem movies I'd rather forget and ones that continue to haunt me with their brilliance. I'm willing to give anything a chance: after all, the joy of film is in discovery - whether it's a different point of view, something you didn't know, or making you look at your own life in a different way. It goes without saying, of course, that The Tree of Life falls into the latter category. At least, that's its intention.

I get what Malick's saying about the miracle of existence, the interconnectedness of all things in relation to our place in the universe, the gulf between our inner and outer lives, the conflict between nature and nurture, and the schism between the everyday and the eternal... I GET IT. The thing is, I can't honestly say he's showing me anything I didn't already know about myself or the world in general. Considering this is the same Terrence Malick who brought us Badlands, Days of Heaven, The Thin Red Line and The New World this is very disappointing. Like Boyhood (which I loath with a venomous glee), it uses visual sleight-of-hand (the roving, restless camera in Tree of Life, time elapse in Richard Linklater's film) as a mask to pass off homilies and cod-psychology as profound philosophical insights. I understand it was met with derisive laughter at its premiere in Cannes. I don't think it's that awful, but no one is ever going to convince me this is a movie worthy of serious attention.

But the critics continue to smother it with praise, almost as an act of penance for letting other, more deserving films slip through their fingers - one such movie being Jeff Nichols' Take Shelter, released the same year as Tree of Life and also starring the wonderful Jessica Chastain as a put-upon housewife trying to hold her family together in the face of conflicted masculinity. As far as I'm concerned, Nichols is in the first rank of American filmmakers working today and Take Shelter, which, despite being a more conventional affair than Tree of Life, manages to be more truthful and profound than Malick's folly could ever wish for.

Anyway, lots more stuff on the way in the next few weeks, and some of it even makes sense. Bear with me, though, as my laptop's just come back from the shop and, due to circumstances beyond my control, I'm having to start some of those pieces again from scratch.

By the way, if you're interested, here's a picture of me as a new-born:
 
 
Plucky little chap, wasn't I?

Onwards, folks.

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

30 Years Ago: Right Here, Right Now



This blog isn't political, although I do adhere to George Orwell's maxim that to be apolitical is in itself a political position. Regardless of where I stand on the political spectrum, this is where we're at right now.

Substitute the images of Reagan, Thatcher, Chernenko, etc. for Trump, May, Putin and many others and... Well, it's up to you.

It's up to all of us.

Onwards, folks.

© Image copyright: Spitting Image (Luck and Flaw Productions)/Central Television

WordJam Review: Eyes Wide Shut (d. Stanley Kubrick, 1999)



When I first saw Eyes Wide Shut back in the good old days of VHS I wasn't impressed. Intellectual and emotional immaturity undoubtedly played their part: after all, what does a sexually-inexperienced 17-year-old with greasy hair and sweaty palms know about the intricacies of adult relationships? The opinionated, cocky little bastard that I was (some say this hasn't changed) didn't think Kubrick would waste his time on such trivial subject matter. This was the man who reduced nuclear armageddon to a grim joke and showed us mankind's destiny beyond the stars; Tom Cruise leering at a bunch of masked perverts indulging in a bit of slap and tickle was never going to compare. When Spielberg released his version of A.I. Artificial Intelligence in (appropriately enough) 2001, I wilfully deceived myself that that film was Kubrick's last work and promptly filed Eyes Wide Shut somewhere in the back of my mind alongside the other cinematic disappointments I'd rather forget.

A few years later I saw Robert Altman's wonderful A Prairie Home Companion at the Cornerhouse cinema in Manchester. I was puzzled by the lacklustre reviews in the British press, many of them lamenting that the great director's final film had jettisoned the acerbic wit and biting satire of M*A*S*H, Nashville and The Player in favour of mawkish sentiment. I dismissed this as truculent, ill-informed bullshit, but it got me thinking about Eyes Wide Shut again and the critical mauling that had received - not least of all from my teenage self. Unlike Prairie Home Companion, there was no indication Eyes Wide Shut would be Kubrick's last film; his unexpected death a few days after completing the edit, however, added an unenviable weight to the production. While some critics declared the film a fitting testament to a remarkable career, others described it as ponderous and mediocre. When I revisited Eyes Wide Shut shortly after reading the reviews for Altman's movie, I felt a lot more sympathetic towards it. At this point I was in my mid-20s; my viewing habits had shifted from Tarantino to Truffaut, and sexual relationships were no longer speculative. I started to understand more what Kubrick was getting at, as well as the picture's strange, idiosyncratic logic. 

I've since watched Eyes Wide Shut several times over the last ten years, and I stand before you today (figuratively speaking, obviously) to argue that this misunderstood, much maligned film deserves to be ranked alongside Kubrick's finest work. Everything in Eyes Wide Shut, from the fluid cinematography to the curiously distant performances, is pure, undiluted Kubrick; we see the sublimation of themes he explored throughout his career, and the apotheosis of his visual style. It isn't his masterpiece (2001: A Space Odyssey occupies that lofty position) and it isn't my personal favourite amongst Kubrick's output (it's Paths of Glory since you ask), but it's a damn fine piece of filmmaking and long overdue for reappraisal.


It's worth going into the plot in some detail as every beat is significant. For the uninitiated, Eyes Wide Shut is a loose but relatively faithful adaptation of Arthur Schnitzler's 1926 novella Traumnovelle, updated from early 20th century Vienna to New York in the late 1990s. The film opens with Dr Bill Harford (Tom Cruise) and his wife Alice (Nicole Kidman) attending a Christmas party hosted by Victor Ziegler (Sydney Pollack), one of Bill's wealthier patients. As Alice dances with Sandor Szavost (Sky du Mont), a suave Hungarian businessman who tries (and fails) to seduce her, Bill encounters Nick Nightingale (Todd Field), an acquaintance from medical school whose jazz band has been booked to play the party. Afterwards, Bill hooks up with a couple of models who invite him to join them in a threesome. Their liaison is cut short when Bill is called away to treat Mandy (Julienne Davis), a young woman Ziegler picked up at the party who has overdosed on a speedball. The following night, Bill and Alice discuss the events of the previous evening over a joint. When Bill reassures Alice nothing happened between him and the two models, their conversation drifts towards fidelity. Annoyed at Bill's assertion that women have a less pronounced sexual appetite than men, Alice recalls a fantasy she had about a naval officer they shared a hotel with on their last vacation:
"I first saw him that morning in the lobby. He was checking into the hotel, and he was following the bellboy with his luggage to the elevator. He glanced at me as he walked past; just a glance, nothing more. And, I could hardly move. That afternoon, Helena [the couple's infant daughter] went to the movie with a friend and you and I made love. And yet, at no time, was he ever out of my mind. And I thought that if he wanted me, even if it was only for one night, I was ready to give up everything. You. Helena. My whole fucking future. Everything. And yet it was weird because at the same time, you were dearer to me than ever. And at that moment, my love for you was both tender and sad. I barely slept that night, and I woke up the next morning in a panic. I don't know if I was afraid that he had left or that he might still be there. But by dinner, I realised he was gone. And I was relieved."
A moment of quiet ensues, the exhausted couple staring at each other in reflection before Bill's pager calls him away to attend to a deceased patient. When Bill goes round to deal with the situation, the dead man's middle-aged daughter Marion (Marie Richardson) declares her love for him and attempts to seduce Bill. Turning her down, reminding her she has a fiancé, Bill leaves and wanders the streets. He's soon approached by Domino (Vinessa Shaw), a prostitute who invites him back to her apartment. Bill seriously considers her offer until Alice calls his cell phone. Resuming his walk, Bill stumbles upon a café in Greenwich Village where Nightingale and his band are performing. After a few beers, Nightingale confides to Bill he has another gig that evening at a secret location. Offering Bill the address and password to gain admittance, Nightingale confides that guests are required to wear masks and costumes. Acting on this tip-off, Bill heads to a costume shop run by the sleazy Mr Milich (Rade Serbedzija) and gets a taxi to the mansion where this exclusive party is taking place. Upon being received into the house, Bill discovers fellow guests engaging in a variety of sexual acts. A masked woman approaches him and warns Bill he's in danger. Before she can explain, the woman is led away and Bill is taken to the grand hall where he's confronted by a hooded figure in a red cloak (Leon Vitali). After being commanded to strip naked, the masked woman reappears and offers to "redeem" Bill. The hooded figure tells him to leave, cautioning Bill there'll be dire consequences for him and his family if he tells anyone what he's seen.

Bill returns home to find Alice laughing hysterically in her sleep. When he wakes her, she breaks down in tears and confesses she was dreaming about the naval officer, her amusement prompted by Bill's sexual humiliation. Later that morning, Bill heads to Nightingale's hotel where a desk clerk (Alan Cumming) informs him that a bruised Nightingale checked out a couple of hours earlier, flanked by two intimidating men who shepherded him to a waiting car. When Bill returns the costume to Mr Milich, he discovers the mask is missing. Heading back to the mansion, he's greeted by a man at the front gate bearing a written warning to desist with his inquiries. Back home, Bill views Alice with suspicion and begins fantasising about the sexual opportunities he'd been presented with the night before. He calls Marion, but hangs up when her fiancé answers. He goes to see Domino, whose roommate Sally (Faith Masterson) reveals has been diagnosed with HIV. A brief flirtation follows, which ends when Sally expresses her distress at Domino's situation. Bill heads to the café in Greenwich Village, whereupon he discovers he's being followed. As he leafs through the local newspaper, he finds a report about a beauty queen who recently died from a drug overdose. Using his professional connections, he visits the morgue and identifies the corpse as Mandy. Upon leaving, a car pulls up and Bill is silently instructed to take a ride. Bill is then taken to see Ziegler, who explains that his intrusion into the secret society has become an embarrassment. Ziegler attempts to put Bill's mind at rest by insisting that Nightingale has returned safely home to his family and Mandy (revealed to have been the masked woman at the party) died through a genuine overdose and not as the result of foul play. A defeated Bill returns home to discover the mask lying on the pillow next to a slumbering Alice. He starts crying and promises to tell Alice everything. The film ends with the couple Christmas shopping for their daughter Helena. Alice says they should be grateful they've come through this adventure and still love each other, but stresses there's something very important they have to do. When Bill asks what that is, Alice replies: "Fuck."

Eyes Wide Shut has long been the subject of a genre classification dispute. It's often categorized as an erotic thriller, which broadly speaking it is - except it isn't particularly erotic and the thriller element plays second fiddle to character study. Because Eyes Wide Shut didn't deliver the steamy sex and edge-of-the-seat intrigue audiences had come to expect after Paul Verhoeven's 1992 smash Basic Instinct, which defined the erotic thriller as one of the most profitable film genres of the decade and spawned a glut of imitations, it was swiftly deemed an artistic failure. Some critics accused the movie of jumping on the bandwagon, unfavourably comparing Eyes Wide Shut to earlier Kubrick productions now considered to be in the vanguard of their respective genres. Once again, this is bullshit. While 2001 was unprecedented, made at a time when science fiction was largely considered a trashy, second-rate genre, other films in the Kubrick canon prove that he was not only fascinated by trends in mainstream cinema but willing to actively engage with them. When noirish crime thrillers were a staple of American movies back in the 1950s, Kubrick dutifully followed suit with Killer's Kiss and The Killing. In the early '60s a number of films appeared imagining the horror of nuclear war, among them On the Beach, Fail-Safe, The Bedford Incident and Kubrick's Dr Strangelove. After the enormous success of John Carpenter's  Halloween kick-started the blood 'n' gore horror renaissance in the late '70s, Kubrick quickly joined the party with The Shining. By the mid '80s, when Hollywood was already exploring the legacy of Vietnam, Kubrick offered Full Metal Jacket as his take on this most divisive of modern conflicts. If Eyes Wide Shut was Kubrick's attempt at piggybacking on the box office clout of the erotic thriller, it's in good company. All of the films listed above see Kubrick experimenting with narrative and form in an attempt to redefine their respective genres, and Eyes Wide Shut is no different.


Anyone expecting titillation in Eyes Wide Shut is going to be severely disappointed since Kubrick makes it clear from the outset that gratification is completely off the table. When Bill attends to a naked Mandy after her overdose, we're not encouraged to feel even the slightest quiver of excitement at the sight of her bare flesh. Instead, Kubrick presents her like the subject of a Renaissance painting depicting a Biblical martyr, recalling the correlation of sex and death in religious dogma. The orgy sequence, arguably the centrepiece of the story, is also far from arousing. The Venetian masks worn by the party goers add a malevolence to the visuals, transforming the film's sexuality into something hideous and malign. But then, sex in Kubrick's films is rarely straightforward and never takes place between loving couples: whatever sexual encounters there are tend to centre around rape (A Clockwork Orange), forbidden desire (pederasty in Lolita), prostitution (Full Metal Jacket) and humiliation (the woman in Room 237 in The Shining), while other times it becomes something peculiarly abstract (Dr. Strangelove opens with the bizarre image of two bombers refuelling, like birds copulating in mid-air, and the "Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite" segment of 2001 boasts the audacious spectacle of the bulb-headed spacecraft Discovery ejecting Bowman's sperm-like EVA pod into the monolith's vaginal star gate). Eyes Wide Shut, on the other hand, places sexuality upfront, but viewed through the wrong end of the telescope.

Bill Harford's character is the key to understanding the film's peculiar logic and rejection of genre convention. Everything in Eyes Wide Shut is related to us from Bill's perspective, which frequently veers between fantasy and subjective reality. The use of first-person narrative is a regular device in Kubrick's films, where the personality of the chief protagonist informs the tone of the work: Full Metal Jacket, for example, is comprised of a series of vignettes and anecdotes to reflect Joker's sardonic outlook, while A Clockwork Orange is presented as a balletic, bawdy romp to emphasise Alex's youthful exuberance. The Shining also uses this device, but it's not as explicit since the film doesn't employ voice-over narration. Instead, Kubrick uses a sophisticated series of dolly shots, often tracking the characters over their shoulders, to represent Jack, Danny and (to a lesser extent) Wendy's gradual descent into madness. Eyes Wide Shut employs a similar technique, which is why the story appears so ludicrous if taken literally. Because Bill is a very earnest and largely humourless man, the film adopts a palpable air of sombreness as it follows his sexual misadventures. Nothing we see or hear can be considered "true" in an objective sense. Bill's imbalanced, not to mention smug, sexual politics are threatened by the realisation that Alice is possessed of a colourful and highly developed sexual imagination he simply doesn't share: the bizarre events that follow are not only Bill's attempt to make sense of his jealousy in the wake of Alice's confession, but also construct his own fantasy world that allows him free reign of his desires. He interprets his encounters with other characters in purely sexual terms, but in each instance the fantasy is compromised by the moral and ethical considerations that define Bill's character. He rejects the bereaved Marion's advances because he recognises it as misplaced grief, and chooses not to seduce Sally for similar reasons. Although tempted into doing business with Domino, it's only the acknowledgement of his wife's concern for his well-being that stops him pursuing the transaction. Bill's journey into the heart of erotic desire ultimately leads him to the realisation that fantasies, however potent, are always constrained by moral temperament.

A major component of Bill's personal story arc is Kubrick's (and co-screenwriter Frederic Raphael's) device of using Ziegler as a darker version of the character. Ziegler, who doesn't appear in Schnitzler's novella, is a fascinating creation whose sexually loaded language reflects his perception of himself as an Alpha Male. When Bill asks what happened to Nightingale, Ziegler replies they put him on a plane and sent him home where he's "probably banging Mrs Nick." Reflecting on how Nick came to be hired, Ziegler's admission that he "recommended that little cocksucker to those people"  has a decidedly homophobic edge. (Perhaps there's a shared sense of homophobia here: it's interesting how Bill considers going back to Domino's apartment after being called a faggot by a group of jocks, not to mention his awkward bonhomie when the desk clerk at Nightingale's hotel hits on him. Is he afraid that his masculinity has been called into question?) On the subject of Mandy's fate when Bill was evicted from the orgy, Ziegler shrugs off the suggestion that anything untoward happened to her by reminding him that she's "just a hooker" and, as such, "had her brains fucked out." Ziegler's insistence on reducing everything to purely sexual terms establishes him as the mirror image of what Bill could easily become should he abandon his better nature to unchecked carnality. He follows in a long line of antagonists in Kubrick's films who act as doppelgangers to represent the conflicted personalities of the central characters. In Lolita, Humbert Humbert's obsessive love for the eponymous teenage vixen is contrasted with Clare Quilty's predatory paedophilia, while Jack Torrance's antipathy towards family life in The Shining grants him considerable sympathy from the spectral form of Charles Grady, who murdered his own family. Bill's confrontation with Ziegler is the penultimate step on his quest to understand himself (the discovery of the lost Venetian mask on his pillow, placing him face to face with his own drives, completes the journey), but it also feeds into another important theme in Eyes Wide Shut: namely, the tyranny of language.

Words frequently mask deeper motivations and impulses in Kubrick's work. Consider the sepulchral double entendres in The Shining ("I've had lots of ideas, none of them good ones..."), the Stars and Stripes editor in Full Metal Jacket informing his cub reporters to substitute "sweep and clear" for "search and destroy" in future articles, or the disturbing moment in 2001 where HAL runs through his vocabulary bank to find the right combination of words that will prevent Bowman from deactivating him. In the context of Eyes Wide Shut, we wonder whether or not Ziegler is telling the truth about Mandy and Nightingale - he asks Bill to trust him, but since he's in a more powerful position than Bill it's quite possible he could engineer a cover story to safeguard the interests of the society he represents. Although this question is left for the audience to answer, the scene where Mandy offers to "redeem" Bill at the orgy suggests this mysterious cabal has an exclusive set of codes that hint at theatricality and game-playing perhaps supporting Ziegler's innocence. Elsewhere in the film, words obscure thoughts and actions rather than explain them. Consider Alice's confession to Bill quoted above. There's a distinct ambiguity in the way she reasserts her love for her husband: love and pity collide in such an alarming fashion it's no wonder Bill's haunted by her words. It's also highly significant at the end of the film that she suggests her and Bill 'fuck' rather make love: the word denotes an attempt to rekindle instinctual passion rather than one based on an intellectual and emotional connection.

A number of critics have commented upon the Christmas setting, suggesting various theories about the conflict between commercialism and spiritual values. This is a perfectly valid analysis, but it overlooks the fact Eyes Wide Shut uses its festive setting in much the same way public holidays often form the backdrop of Elizabethan and Jacobean satirical drama: a device where the social abandon permitted by this revelry exposes the characters' true selves in heightened, often exaggerated ways. Milich, for example, reacts with moral indignation upon discovering his daughter in flagrante with a pair of Japanese businessmen, only to drop any pretence of respectability when he realises he can gain financially from the situation. His hypocrisy is astonishing in its brazenness, yet entirely appropriate given his position as a man who provides the means for others to temporarily escape their social identities. Elsewhere, when Ziegler comments to Bill that he "wouldn't sleep so well" knowing the names of the people involved in the secret order, it's clear these are public figures who form part of the apparatus of state: moral guardians whose sexual proclivities are played out in a hedonistic concoction of carnivalesque rituals which mirror the gathering of families to sing carols by the gaudy lights of the Christmas tree before carving the turkey. The use of masks as a symbol throughout the film takes on a double meaning here, serving not just as a metaphor for the conflict between the outward and inward self, but also as a visual pun for the traditional court masque.


The Christmas setting also plays into Kubrick's dazzling use of colour to denote his characters' emotional states and relationships throughout the film. We notice for instance that the interior of Bill and Alice's apartment is bathed in bright oranges and reds to suggest homeliness and warmth; when the couple discuss sexual politics prior to Alice revealing her fantasy, their bedroom is also lit in the same colour scheme. After Alice takes Bill to task for his pious views, she moves towards the window where she's haloed in a harsh blue light, establishing the bitterness and disunity growing between them. The next time we see the bedroom, when Bill returns to find Alice having her nightmare, the entire screen is awash with cold, oppressive blue-green shadows. Standard stuff, maybe - except for the Fauvist and, more significantly, Expressionist paintings adorning the walls (courtesy of Christiane Kubrick). We know Alice works in an art gallery, so on a character level it makes sense for her professional interests to spill over into her home life, but the prominence of these paintings serve a wider, stylistic and thematic function: to establish a direct tap-root to the influence of European artistic movements, film styles and intellectual attitudes on the narrative.

In Jan Harlan's documentary film Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures, director Alex Cox points to the record shop scene in A Clockwork Orange, where the 2001 soundtrack is prominently, almost shamelessly, displayed in pride of place above the counter, as an example of Kubrick's self-contained artistic sensibilities. While I don't quite buy into this theory (I've always seen this apparent self-promotion as a thematic tool, emphasising that the future depicted in 2001 is just a fantasy and the dystopia of Clockwork Orange is the reality), it's true that Kubrick was always wary of openly acknowledging his debt to other filmmakers. Although we occasionally glimpse wider movements and artistic styles penetrating his filmography (Killer's Kiss and The Killing clearly ape the aesthetic of classic noir, while the French New Wave certainly drives a number of the combat scenes in Dr Strangelove), Kubrick learned early in his career that simply wearing his influences wasn't good enough: he had to assimilate them. While filming his magnificent Paths of Glory in 1956, Kubrick, invigorated by the European shooting locations and fascinated by his own European roots, drew heavily upon his cinematic idol Max Ophuls to help find the film's style. Kubrick was a great admirer of Ophuls' use of  stately tracking shots to establish his characters in relation to their environment, which would not only inform Kubrick's Great War epic but the rest of his canon. Kubrick made this technique his own, using it as a psychological tool to observe his characters' journeys through their emotionally-compromised worlds. If anything, Eyes Wide Shut sees Kubrick repaying his debt to Ophuls by inhabiting the same Freudian assault course of psychosexual mores the latter explored in La Ronde (based on Schnitzler's 1900 play Reigen), and Letters from an Unknown Woman. Whether or not Kubrick himself knew Eyes Wide Shut would prove to be his last film, it seems entirely fitting at the end of his career he would reflect on the formative influences that made him the master filmmaker he undoubtedly became.

Eyes Wide Shut doesn't deserve to be treated as a disappointing footnote to an otherwise exceptional career - or worse, disregarded as a minor work: it's a picture of texture and depth made by a director at the peak of his creative vision. Nevertheless, it's ironic that in an age where film criticism is becoming increasingly democratised, and critics themselves are quicker than ever to champion movies that never quite get their due, Eyes Wide Shut continues to be classed as a pariah in the Kubrick pantheon. We forget all too easily that most of Kubrick's films received mixed reception on their original release, only to obtain classic status after years of study and re-evaluation. It's time to return to Eyes Wide Shut with (yes, I will say it) eyes wide open and embrace it as an original, distinctive piece of filmmaking so bold in its execution and intent that it continues to linger in the mind and haunt the imagination long after many of its imitators (naming no names, but Wes Anderson's smartarse Grand Budapest Hotel deserves an honorary mention) evaporate from memory.

Sunday, 9 October 2016

Citizen Trump (with apologies to Orson Welles)


("Good evenin', Mr Trump!")

There is a man, 
A certain man,
Who in the War on Terror will do all he can.
Who is this one?
This righteous son,
Who'll make darn sure those Muslims don't spoil all our fun?
Who loves to joke?
Enjoys a grope?
Who makes those liberal guttersnipes just want to choke?

He's not a chump!
He ain't no grump!
And from this rhyme you'll guess it's good old Donald Trump!
 
Who cuts a dash?
Who'll raise the cash
To wipe the national debt out in a sudden flash?
Who's in the game
To name and shame
And make those pesky Democrats take all the blame?
Who's on the ball?
Who's got the gall
To cordon off our country with a mighty wall?

It's Mr. Trump!
It's Donald Trump!
No rhymes left now, so let's repeat it's Donald Trump!

Friday, 7 October 2016

WordJam Review: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (d. Zack Snyder, 2016)



Warning: There Be Spoilers Here... 

Last week, I sprained my ankle coming down the stairs. Hard to explain how it happened; all I remember is losing my footing three steps from the ground and the unpleasant spectacle of my right foot twisting round like Linda Blair's neck in The Exorcist. Since I could still stand and move my toes, I decided to go into work as usual. (That's probably the influence of my Dad's unforgiving macho work ethic: the only time I was ever got off school was when I was circumcised in my early teens - and that was only allowed because he was too embarrassed to talk about it.) Anyway, by lunchtime I was having difficulty walking and my ankle had swollen to the size of an orange. When I mentioned this to my boss (in passing, of course - I'm a real man, remember), she insisted on getting myself checked out at accident and emergency. Four and a half hours and one x-ray later, I left hospital pissed off at the lack of reading material in the waiting room (I must've read the 'No Smoking' sign over a hundred times and all it did was make me want a cigarette) as well as feeling strangely self-conscious of how knobbly my ankle-bone is. The advice to rest up for a few days was extremely welcome since work has been rather frustrating recently and I needed a bit of time to get my head together again. (You'd think an art gallery would be a pleasant, peaceful environment, but it's as cut-throat and mercenary as any other business. And like it or not, art is a business.)


By this point you're probably wondering what this dull story and its many parenthetical tit-bits has to do with Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. (God, I love that subtitle: it's so pompous it should be written in upper-case.) 

The truth is... nothing, really - I'm just letting off steam. But it's a damn sight more interesting than anything that happens in DAWN OF JUSTICE. 

I have a number of other articles in various states of completion to post up later this week, so writing about Zack Snyder's latest assault on the audience's intelligence is fairly low on my list of priorities. I feel compelled to comment on it, though, because there are one or two points this movie raises which I feel need to be addressed. But first, another anecdote - and this one is relevant.

The first film I recall watching was the 1978 version of Superman starring Christopher Reeve. I was about four-years-old at the time so much of that experience is a dull haze, but I remember being spellbound by the scene where Superman stops the helicopter crashing into Metropolis. In fact, it had such an impression on me I re-enacted it many times with a toy plane and a crude plasticine model I constructed of the Man of Steel. It was Superman II, however, broadcast roughly a year or so later, that really stuck in my mind. Even at that age, Margot Kidder's beautiful portrayal of the spunky but vulnerable Lois Lane made me understand why Clark Kent would fall in love with her, give up his Kryptonian heritage, and how General Zod's arrival on Earth was a major hassle in our hero's quest towards personal happiness. When Tim Burton's Batman came out in '89, I was one of the privileged few who saw it at the cinema before the UK rating was pushed up from a PG to 15 certificate after accusations of copycat violence. Although it was a lot darker than the Superman films, not to mention the reruns of the 1960s Batman TV series on Channel 4, its accessible theme of the grey area between heroism and criminality, victim and perpetrator proved just as captivating. My Dad, who doesn't have much patience with cinema, particularly enjoyed the noirish atmosphere and Jack Nicholson's Joker. In fact, his belly-laugh echoed warmly round the theatre at every sardonic quip or moment of macabre whimsy when Jack Napier was on screen. When the film ended we decamped to a nearby KFC, where other kids were pretending to fire grappling hooks into walls and their parents exchanged amusement at some of Nicholson's bawdier lines.

These films were special. Whatever your views on comic books, and the more savvy of you out there know how the medium has evolved considerably in the last 30 years, there is something genuinely important about characters such as Batman and Superman. They're not just actors in branded, marketable costumes: they represent us. I'm not much of a comic book fan, I must admit, but I recognise their status as icons who reflect our hopes, aspirations, flaws, dreams and sorrows. There's a reason that serious academics have studied Batman and Superman with the same weight afforded other literary creations such as Captain Ahab or Anna Karenina. When you look back at what Richard Donner, Richard Lester, Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan achieved in bringing the characters to the screen, introducing them to audiences who previously considered comic books to be the preserve of socially maladjusted geeks or people with poor literacy skills, you realise they performed a minor miracle. You believed a man could fly, in much the same way it made sense for a man to put on a rubber codpiece and fight crime because he'd lost his parents. And once they made us believe, we shared the adventure. Remember "You've got me? Then who's got you?" or "I made you, but you made me first"? Fantastic, spell-binding stuff. 

I watched DAWN OF JUSTICE three days ago and I can't remember a single line of dialogue, let alone name any of the characters who weren't wearing costumes. I recall Holly Hunter making some comment to Jesse Eisenberg about her grandmother's piss, but that's about it. I laughed at the time, but simply because the line was so poorly written. It doesn't quite compare with Lex Luthor explaining to Otis in the 1978 film why the number 200 unites them, or the trucker in Superman II calling the now powerless Clark a minute steak just before the diner fight, but there you go. I suspect Warner Bros. (and Snyder, of course) didn't think the audience would be particularly interested what the characters had to say - not when DC is in such a hurry to build its own cinematic universe that they're happy just to dump a load of superheroes together as a teaser for other movies we can look forward to yawning through.
 

Okay, enough with the snide comments. Let's be constructive.

Batman v Superman isn't quite the cinematic car crash you've probably been led to believe, but it's got problems. Big problems. For a start, the film spends so much time retconning the events of Man of Steel to make it adhere to the shared universe concept that there's absolutely no time given to character development. Lois and Clark are in a relationship, but the only evidence of this is when he walks into the room while she's taking a bath - and even then, all they talk about are the events of the previous movie. Here, Clark plays second fiddle to his alter-ego as Superman. I thought we'd moved away from this with the Christopher Reeve movies and John Byrne's 1986 revamp, but it's obvious that DAWN OF JUSTICE is so desperate to get the action going as soon as possible there's no place for establishing his home life. Wouldn't it have been a bit more interesting showing Clark's reaction to the public outcry against Superman? Snyder and co. don't seem to think so, and instead opt for the character to zoom around in his tights, looking extremely moody every time he hovers into close-up. Fascinating: it adds a whole new dimension to the film... Well, maybe if you're a glum adolescent who doesn't like it when your parents show affection in public.

We get the same problem with Bruce Wayne. When we first see him he's a bit narked at the destruction of the Metropolis branch of Wayne Corp during Superman's fight with General Zod; the next thing you know, we get a flashback to the Batman origin story and... we're told he hates Superman. That's about as far as his character development goes. (In fact, there were times when his resentment towards the Caped Crusader reminded me of the "I'm the only gay in the village" sketch from Little Britain.) To his credit, Ben Affleck isn't quite the walking hard-on we all expected him to be; he's a surprisingly effective Batman who convinces as a dark agent of justice, but he does seem incredibly awkward as Bruce Wayne. I'm tempted to say this is a masterstroke on Affleck's part, suggesting that Bruce isn't a whole man unless he's wearing the mantle of the Bat, but it's merely because the role is so under-written there's not very much he can do with it. Even Adam West would struggle with a script like this.

There's not much to say about the other major characters. Holly Hunter adds colour to a thankless role, but she's wasted here. She's a Senator holding an inquiry into Superman's activities. I buy that, and in the hands of a more skilled filmmaker it could've injected a much-needed intelligence into the movie. Instead, we're left with a bunch of questions we really shouldn't be asking. Why was she chosen? Did she volunteer? Does she fear Superman? Is she married? Is she gay? Does she have children? Is she Republican? Democrat? Is she a high-flyer on the American political scene? Your guess is as good as mine. I wouldn't try to read too much into what we see on screen because the film has no interest in using her as anything other than a plot device. And again, her entire discourse reminds us what happened at the end of Man of Steel. The only character who gets fleshed out at all is Lex Luthor, which is unfortunate given how supremely irritating and woefully unfunny Eisenberg is in the role. Anyone who follows him in the future will sleep comfortably knowing they'll never be able to pull off a worse performance. Regardless of this, at least we get a sense of who the character is - even if you do expect him to tip-toe out of shot like a pantomime villain. Spare a thought for poor Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman: it can't be good for your emotional well-being having to pout for two hours.


But really, this movie's about the novelty of watching two comic book icons duking it out. This doesn't happen until about an hour and a half into the story, by which time we're ready to get our money's worth. And it lasts all of ten minutes.

Seriously, ten minutes.

Oh, we get bangs and flashes, and Wonder Woman turns up in an unfeasibly sexy costume: but is this enough to justify the film's existence? Especially when the battle only comes to an end when Batman discovers Superman's mother is also called Martha. I mean, c'mon - how long did it take to think that one up? The movie doesn't give us time to ask questions, though, because suddenly Doomsday stumbles into view and there's another big fight with lots of CGI to keep the kiddiewinks happy. (In case you're wondering, this version of Doomsday has been genetically engineered by Luthor using the Kryptonian birthing matrix on General Zod's ship, which we last saw in a certain 2013 superhero film directed by Zack Snyder. You can probably guess which one.) Our glum trio of heroes get a few good punches in, then Superman gets killed. We cut to his funeral where Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince/Wonder Woman make a number of cryptic yet portentous remarks about how meta-humans are coming and nothing will ever be the same again, and the film closes on soil rising from Superman's coffin.


I'm guessing no one at DC learned anything from the death and return of Superman story arc back in the early '90s: Superman may be all-powerful, but once he's conquered death what else is there left to do with the character? If they do make Man of Steel 2 (and a quick glance at Wikipedia informs me it's a "go" project) it's gonna be a bitch trying to get the audience to invest in a hero who can't die. As a wiser man than myself once observed, film is all about the jeopardy: and if you ain't got the jeopardy, you ain't got a film. Still, in this case we'd feel cheated if no one died since the whole film - in the most heavy handed way imaginable - pushes for a gritty, sombre atmosphere that asks (no: demands) we take it incredibly seriously. A surprisingly large number of mainstream fimmakers today seem to assume that 'verisimilitude' means dark and doomy. Charm, excitement and wonder are alien concepts to DAWN OF JUSTICE; instead, all we get is a joyless, alienating commercial behemoth completely devoid of heart. I can't imagine any child watching this will feel even half the sense of magic I felt watching Superman II or Tim Burton's Batman, and that makes me sad.

So, that's Batman v Superman: DAWN OF WHATEVER: I can tick it off the list and sleep soundly, knowing I'm a stronger (although not nescessarily wiser) person for confronting it head on and walking away soundly. Unfortunately, I can't find much to recommend it; this is a movie borne of cynicism rather than enthusiasm. As a trailer for what's to come in the DC Cinematic Universe it's second to none, but you could easily cut it down to three minutes and get the same information. I understand there's a three-hour director's cut doing the rounds on blu-ray. The mind boggles.

Monday, 3 October 2016

Trivial Shit That Really Pisses Me Off (AKA. 'It's a Conspiracy, I Tells Ya...')

DVD has long been a godsend for fans of world cinema, especially when the films you're interested in watching have either failed to pick up theatrical distribution in your country or are unavailable via streaming services. Having said that, it's not very reassuring to find the people responsible for marketing these home media releases either have absolutely no awareness of the content of the films they're trying to promote, or - and this is far more likely - are quite happy to mislead undiscerning DVD hounds with cover art that bears very little relation to the flicks they're pushing in the hop of making a quick buck. (As a fan of German and Russian cinema, I find this tends to be a regular feature of my consumer life.)

I therefore present some examples of this ignorant and, dare I say it, underhanded practice in the vain hope that someone at Entertainment One, Metrodome or the otherwise excellent Arrow Video is actually reading this. Now bring on the accused...

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Gagarin: First in Space - theatrical poster
Pavel Parkhomenko's 2013 film about Gagarin's flight aboard the Vostok 1 may be a commercial production in the Apollo 13 mould, but it marries together spectacle, historical accuracy and emotional resonance to such a degree that even the predatory, sub-John Williams score doesn't distract you from the drama at hand. It's hardly one of the greatest movies ever made, but it gets so many things right its faults don't seem to matter.

Gagarin: First in Space - DVD release
For some reason, the Entertainment One DVD shows Gagarin as a combination of Keir Dullea wandering around the Regency-era bedroom in 2001: A Space Odyssey, Sandra Bullock holding on for dear life in Gravity and John Hurt about to be orally-raped in Alien. The original theatrical poster may be a little clichéd with its profile shot of Yaroslav Zhalin gazing into eternity, but at least it's trying to be awe-inspiring rather than suggesting - somewhat cynically, I think - that the first human being's journey into space was, well, a bit boring.

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Anonyma: A Woman in Berlin - theatrical poster
Max Färberböck's adaptation of Eine Frau in Berlin, based on the anonymously published memoirs of a female journalist caught between sexual violence and emotional dependency in the dying days of the Second World War, was immediately controversial upon its release in Germany, and it doesn't require a doctorate in philosophy to understand why. Although it may not be the most sophisticated of films to deal with this subject matter, it's still a very powerful meditation on identity and gender politics that's still horribly relevant wherever women are caught in warzones and forced to compromise themselves, either against their will or to guarantee the safety of the people they love.

Anonyma: A Woman in Berlin - DVD release
"Fuck that: let's put Nina Hoss in a beret and make it look like an espionage thriller instead! While we're at it, we'll make the bloke stood next to her look like a Nazi of some kind. It's all right, no one'll know he's from the Red Army - unless they're the sort of sad bastards who watch the History Channel. And why don't we stick a bunch of planes in the background? Everyone loves an aerial dogfight. Actually, we could do with changing the title, too. What was that really good flick that came out a few years ago called? You know, the one about Hitler in the bunker?"

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Battalion - theatrical poster
While we're on the subject of women and war, we also need to discuss Dmitry Meskhiev's 2015 film Battalion: the very moving, at times harrowing, story of the Women's First Battalion of Death, set up by Alexander Kerensky's provisional government after the February Revolution to maintain the Eastern Front during World War One. Regardless of the production's shortfalls, I'm sure you'll agree Valeria Shkirando staring defiantly back at us from the theatrical poster packs an emotional punch in itself.

Battalion - DVD release
"Let's undermine the whole reason for this film's existence by showing a generic battlefield on the cover and have ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF THE PREDOMINANTLY FEMALE CAST ON THE BACK SLEEVE. So... can I have my money now?"

Sunday, 4 September 2016

Sketches from Memory


Over the last few months I've received a number of emails from regular visitors to WordJam asking if I can tell them a little about myself. Flattered by this display of personal interest, although somewhat wary of giving away details about my private life, I did try writing a mini-biog and resumé; modesty, however, got the better of me and all I could come up with was a single sentence that read: "mind your own business, you nosey bastards."

Instead, I've plucked a few choice extracts from my diaries, which I'm sure you'll agree shed light on the complex, enigmatic figure that is Richard English and his legacy to the world. In sharing this information, I hope to break down the barriers of distance and geopolitical borders to foster close and everlasting friendships with all my readers (as long as I'm not expected to remember birthdays or contact you in any way).

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4th February, 1945

At the Yalta Conference, trying to reach a mutually desirable post-war agreement between Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt. God, it's depressing. Stalin's upset that Roosevelt won't let him have any of his fruit pastilles, and Roosevelt's getting pissed off at Churchill for taking all the black ones.

Roosevelt finally loses his temper, calls Churchill a lard-ass and says he looks like a tortoise in that big coat. Churchill retorts that although he may look like a tortoise now he can always take the coat off, but Roosevelt will still be a twat. Stalin comments that their monopoly on fruit pastilles is typical of western capitalism, but they both tell him to fuck off back to the Village People. When I remonstrate with them that they're both adults and the future of Europe is at stake, Churchill makes faces behind my back - much to Roosevelt's amusement. Stalin asks who put me in charge anyway, whereupon Roosevelt offers him a fruit pastille. Luckily it turns out to be a red one, which pleases Stalin considerably. Churchill's desperate attempt to make light of this new development ("Comrade Ambassador, with this New Deal you will be spoiling us!") goes down like a lead balloon, but the rest of the conference proceeds amicably.

At the hotel bar later, Stalin and Roosevelt perform a karaoke version of the Spice Girls' "Wannabe" while a drunken Churchill takes a shit in the ashtray.
 

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20th July, 1969

A cloud of cigarette smoke hangs over mission control as Neil Armstrong descends the Eagle's ladder to write a new chapter in human destiny.

"That's one small step for [burst of static] man, one giant leap for mankind."

Mission control erupts in a frenzy of high fives and bear hugs. Suddenly a lone voice rings out amidst the throng, trampling on the collective spirit of camaraderie and achievement.

"Can it, guys!" I shout, taking the radio. "Eagle, this is mission control. We're gonna have to go again, fellas."

The room echoes with jeers and hisses. I call for silence again.

"Copy that, Houston," Armstrong replies. "What's the problem?"

"It's a small step for a man, Neil."

"That's what I said, Houston."

"No, you said it's a small step for man. We've gotta go again."

"Bullshit," he says, acting the big guy just because he's stepped foot on an extra-planetary body. "I filled up my EVA waste unit just climbing down that fucking ladder."

"I could say it!" Buzz Aldrin offers hopefully. Armstrong tells him to shut the fuck up. Suddenly the red telephone buzzes.

"It's the President on line one, sir," Jim Lovell says, holding the receiver against his chest.

"Shit, that's all we need." I pick up and try to placate the old codger.

"What the hell's going on?" Nixon growls. "I should be talking to those guys right now - not being left on hold, listening to the theme from the freaking Brady Bunch."

I explain Armstrong's fluffed his words and is being uncooperative. Nixon says he knew this would happen and asks if there's some way we could pin it on Kennedy to besmirch his legacy. Lovell points out that millions of people of all creeds and nations are watching. Fearing a roasting from Brezhnev at their next summit conference, Nixon orders the moon to be destroyed. I radio Michael Collins aboard the Columbia command module.

"Mike, you know that five dollars you owe me? Keep it..."
 
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24th December, 1972

Andy Warhol's Christmas party is a triumph! I meet William Burroughs, who courteously offers me a joint. I politely decline, explaining that I'm already off my face from the smack I procured earlier that evening from Reg Varney. I bump into Lady Penelope of Thunderbirds fame, who's recently been linked in the gossip pages with Thomas the Tank Engine. She confides in me that despite finding Thomas a dynamic and resourceful lover, he's confused about his sexuality following an earlier tryst with Warhol acolyte Candy Darling. We muse on this for a while, eating our fair share of pineapple-sausage sticks. As I prepare to make my move, Mick Jagger comes over and introduces Penelope to Edvard Monster Munch III, the snack tycoon. Feeling uncomfortably like a spare wheel, I excuse myself and mingle with the other guests.

I stumble upon Godfather director Francis Ford Coppola, who leaves me with a young protégé when he wanders off to discuss Hegelian metaphysics with 3-2-1 host Ted Rogers. Coppola's apprentice tells me his name is George Lucas and he wants to be a filmmaker. As I watch Edvard Monster Munch take Penelope in his arms, Lucas explains his idea for a science fiction franchise based on the pulp matinee serials of his youth.

"George," I reply, a wave of jealousy washing over me as Penelope passionately kisses Monster Munch, "That's a fucking awful idea. No one in their right mind would pay to see that piece of shit."

And sure enough, I was right.


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31st August, 1997

"Fucking hell!" Mother Teresa says, slumping back into the leather-bound armchair. "Can't these arseholes empty their own bedpans for once?"

"Teri!" I purr, handing her a large scotch. "These people need you! It's what you're here for; you said so yourself."

"Bollocks to that," she sneers, lighting her n'th Marlboro Gold of the afternoon. "A woman has needs, too, you know. It can't all be slopping out the shit and soothing bedsores."

She fixes her eyes on mine, a surge of electricity passing between us.

"You shouldn't smoke," I tell her, attempting to stem the current. "Especially not in the hospital."

"What're you gonna do?" she replies. "Arrest me for smoking?"

She slowly crosses her legs to reveal she isn't wearing underwear. I gasp, tugging my shirt collar as a bead of sweat trails down my forehead. She smiles mischievously, lowering her seductive gaze to the crotch of my worn levis.

"What was it Pope John XXIII said?" she asks, rising from her chair and slinking across the room towards me. "Something about the little soldier standing to attention in the presence of his captain-?"

Suddenly we kiss, tongues darting between locked mouths as she eases open my jeans and grabs my eager-

[Note: The rest of this post has been removed for legal reasons.]

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

WordJam Review: The Birth of a Nation (d. D. W. Griffith, 1915)

"A PLEA FOR THE ART OF THE MOTION PICTURE: We do not fear censorship, for we have no wish to offend with improprieties or obscenities, but we do demand, as a right, the liberty to show the dark side of wrong, that we may illuminate the bright side of virtue - the same liberty that is conceded to the art of the written word - that art to which we owe the Bible and the works of Shakespeare."
And so begins D. W. Griffith's 1915 silent epic The Birth of a Nation: the most important, certainly the most ground breaking film in the history of cinema. Today, we take many of its innovations for granted; close-ups, cross-cutting, and panning and tracking shots have become such a standard part of film grammar we barely notice them. For contemporary audiences, however, The Birth of a Nation was unlike anything they'd ever seen before. At 196 minutes, the film presented a complex, sustained narrative at a time when features were struggling to tell stories barely a third of that length. The picture went on to become the most commercially successful film of the silent era, and in the decades that followed, celebrated film-makers such as Jean Renoir, Michael Powell and Orson Welles would describe it as the first true cinematic masterpiece. In 1997, the AFI ranked Birth of a Nation 44th in its list of the 100 greatest American films. At the time of writing, it currently holds a rare 100% 'fresh' rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

But of course, popular acclaim and artistic adulation is only half the story.

A century after its release, film critics and movie hounds still struggle to reconcile The Birth of a Nation's considerable reputation with its content. It doesn't matter whether or not you're a cinephile, chances are you'll have heard of this movie: it's the one where the Klu Klux Klan are the heroes and African-Americans are blacked-up stereotypes, raping white women and threatening the constitutional freedom of innocent Southerners whose only sin was to run plantations and grow fat from human exploitation.
 
A common misconception holds that The Birth of a Nation reflects American racial attitudes of the early 20th century, but the fact is the film was just as controversial in 1915 as it is today. Shortly after its New York premiere, Sherwin Lewis published an editorial in the New York Globe attacking what he saw as the production's real intention:
"White men in this country have never been just to black men. We tore them from Africa and brought them over as slaves. For generations they toiled without recompense that their white owners might have unearned wealth and ape the ways of aristocracy. The nation finally freed them, but has but slightly protected them in the enjoyment of the legitimate fruits of their freedom. We nominally gave them the vote, but looked on inactive when the right was invaded. We do not, in any state of the Union, grant to the negro economic and political equality. No white man of proper feeling can be proud of the record [...] Then to the injury is added slander. To make a few dirty dollars men are willing to pander to depraved tastes and to foment a race antipathy that is the most sinister and dangerous feature of American life."
Further criticism came from Jane Addams in the New York Post, who cautioned moviegoers not to accept what they see on the screen as fact:
"One of the most unfortunate things about this film is that it appeals to race prejudice upon the basis of conditions of half a century ago, which have nothing to do with the facts we have to consider to-day [sic]. Even then, it does not tell the whole truth. It is claimed that the play is historical: but history is easy to misuse."
Perhaps the most damning response came from Francis Hackett in The New Republic, who concluded his lengthy deconstruction of the film's racial politics by forcing the audience to question what they would gain from watching the film:
"Whatever happened during Reconstruction, this film is aggressively vicious and defamatory. It is spiritual assassination. It degrades the censors that passed it and the white race that endures it."
While newspapers debated the film, the NAACP (the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) picketed screenings and campaigned for it to be withdrawn from distribution. A number of other movies were produced in direct response to Birth of a Nation, many of them (most notably Spying the Spy, The Birth of a Race and Within Our Gates) made by African-American film-makers. None of them matched the success of Griffith's film.

It's tempting to suggest that Birth of a Nation's notoriety added to its impact at the box office, but this rather cynical attitude does the first audiences a major disservice. Watching the film today, it isn't hard to understand why it proved so popular on its original run. At its heart is an exciting adventure story, taking in romance, action, intrigue and suspense. The sheer scope of the production, with its cast of thousands and recreation of historical events, which at the time were still within living memory, would certainly have added to its appeal.
 

The movie opens in the antebellum era where we're introduced to two families: the Northern Stonemans, based in Washington, and the Southern Camerons, hailing from South Carolina. Phil, the eldest of the Stoneman boys, is betrothed to Margaret Cameron, while her brother Ben is secretly in love with Phil's sister Elsie. After the outbreak  of the Civil War, both men are conscripted in the Union and Confederate armies. Ben is wounded at the Siege of Petersburg while leading a charge against the Union forces, and is taken to a military hospital in Washington where he discovers Elsie working as a nurse. Upon learning Ben will be hanged as an enemy of the Union, Elsie arranges for Ben's mother to meet with Abraham Lincoln and appeal for her son's life. Tired of the killing and with the war now over, Lincoln pardons Ben and sets about reconciling North and South into a united nation. Before he can implement his Reconstruction policies,  Lincoln is assassinated and Congress soon descends into chaos. Austin Stoneman, Elsie's father and a member of the Abolitionist movement, mobilises support from fellow Congressman for punitive measures against the South and appoints his mulatto deputy Silas Lynch as Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina.

The film's second half picks up the story in the Reconstruction era, where political corruption and lawlessness has spread throughout the Southern states. In South Carolina, Lynch has packed the municipal offices with African-American legislators, who pass laws permitting interracial marriage and rendering white voters second-class citizens. Disgusted by this abuse of power, Ben decides to take matters into his own hands. After watching white children posing as ghosts to scare their black peers, he conceives of a secret army to seize back white supremacy. Torn between her duty towards her father and her love for Ben, Elsie breaks off their relationship. In the meantime, Ben's sister Flora is confronted by Gus, a black Union soldier who expresses his desire to "marry" her. Attempting to escape his advances, Flora is fatally injured after falling off a precipice. That evening, the fledgling Klu Klux Klan track Gus down and kill him, dumping the body on Lynch's doorstep. Fearing civil unrest, Lynch outlaws the Klan, but the chance discovery of Ben's uniform at his father's house leads to the arrest of Dr. Cameron. Phil Stoneman rescues him with the aid of Margaret and the Cameron family's faithful black servants, and they hole up in a log cabin which is subsequently attacked by black militia. Unaware of Dr. Cameron's escape, Elsie meets with Lynch and pleads for his release. Lynch, who lusts after Elsie, declares his wish to marry her, causing Elsie to faint. When Austin Stoneman arrives, Lynch tells him of his plan, which horrifies the Congressman. Much to Stoneman's relief, the Klan, aware of Elsie's plight, storm Lynch's house and take charge of the corrupt deputy. In the nick of time, they also make their way to the log cabin and ward off Lynch's forces. With white rule restored, the movie ends with Phil marrying Margaret and Ben marrying Elsie. 

The Birth of a Nation is an adaptation of Thomas Dixon, Jr.'s novels The Clansman and The Leopard's Spots, but it's appropriate that its opening title card references Shakespeare as many of the film's themes and characters are analogous with the Bard's work. The love story between Phil Stoneman and Margaret Cameron is a subtle inversion of the romance in Romeo and Juliet, which later aligns more closely with the play through the forbidden love between Ben and Elsie. Austin Stoneman's story arc is fashioned after King Lear, except, unlike his literary forebear, Stoneman's folly in placing the security of his kingdom with those unfit to rule doesn't lead to the loss of a beloved daughter. Ben Cameron's rallying together of a small band of men in a God-given cause is intended to evoke the brave Prince Hal in Henry V, who lays siege to fortified France despite the odds weighted against him. As nuanced characterisation arguably wouldn't appear in cinema until Erich von Stroheim's Greed in 1924, it made sense for film-makers at this time to draw on classic archetypes to help audiences navigate their way through the story. Everything we see in Birth of a Nation is in service to the plot and its message, and that message is one of racial supremacy.

After Sherwin Lewis' editorial appeared in the New York Globe,  Griffith fired off an angry but respectful missive in which he stated the film was based on historical fact and dismissed the assertion there was a racist agenda:
"Most well-informed men know now that slavery was an economic mistake. The treatment of the negroes during the days of Reconstruction is shown effectually and graphically in our picture. We show many phases of the question and we do pay particular attention to those faithful negroes who stayed with their former masters and were ready to give up their lives to protect their white friends. No characters in the story are applauded with greater fervour than the good negroes whose devotion is so clearly shown. If prejudiced witnesses do not see the message in this portion of the entire drama we are not to blame."
The "good negroes" Griffith describes are the servants who come to Dr. Cameron's aid after Lynch has him arrested. There's an interesting moment during the rescue where one of the servants baits the braying black horde of freedmen around him by asking Dr. Cameron, "Is I e-qoll to a white man jes' like yo-sel'?" [sic]. In the two and a bit hours leading up to this scene we've had images of slovenly black men picking their feet between mouthfuls of fried chicken and watermelon, mulattoes licking their lips with lascivious glee at the thought of deflowering white women, and violent ex-slaves spitting at their shackled former masters. Griffith's already answered the question for us, and our response is meant to be "No, you're not - and you never will be." They represent Griffith's preferred model of race relations: a  system based on African-Americans accepting, without question, their inherent inferiority.

Griffith does treat these servants with a certain measure of respect, even if isn't afforded to any of the other black or mixed-race characters. Gus for example is nothing more than a slave to his baser instincts. He doesn't seem to understand the enormity of his crime after his attempt to rape Flora, and is even shown bragging about it to his drinking buddies in a sleazy gin house. When the Klan finally catches up with him, the audience is clearly meant to breathe a collective sigh of relief: the animal has been captured and white women everywhere are safe.


Perhaps the film's most insidious example of racism is the depiction of Silas Lynch, whose biracial heritage is the motivating factor behind his cruelty and scheming. The circumstances of his birth qualify him as illegitimate, making the character a bastard in both a literal and figurative sense. He's not the embittered product of a society that prohibits interracial coupling, it's his tainted blood that made him this way. More than the carpetbaggers in Washington or the African freedmen overrunning the South, it's Lynch who is the focus of Griffith's fury. He's a black man who can pass as white; he's inveigled his way into high office and left the door open for his nigger cousins to follow. He's the real cancer eating away at post-Civil War society, and the film never lets us forget it.

The late, great Roger Ebert's entry for Birth of a Nation in his Great Movies series argues that Griffith, himself a product of Reconstruction, wouldn't have recognised racism in the quite the same way modern audiences do. In fact, the term wasn't part of the common lexicon in 1915 and didn't gain popular currency until the mid part of the 20th century. In many ways, Griffith's approach to what we now call racial politics was deeply rooted in 19th century concerns that were, to a certain degree, understandable in the context of the era. After Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation in January 1863, chiefly proposed as a means of financially crippling the South, slavery wasn't fully abolished until the 13th Amendment was passed in December 1865. Approximately 95% of the slave population was based in the South, accounting for roughly one third of the overall population. In a pre-Welfare age, the economic effect was devastating and keenly felt by many white Southern families - not least of all Griffith's own. In a 1916 interview with Photoplay Magazine, he recounted a childhood incident involving his father, a former Confederate soldier, which shines a light on the attitudes we find played out in Birth of a Nation:
"About the first thing I remember was my father's sword; he would put it on to amuse me. The first time I saw that sword was when my father played a joke on an old negro, once his slave but who with the heads of four other families refused to leave the plantation; those four families were important factors in keeping the Griffith family poor. Down South the men usually wore their hair rather long; this negro, who in our better days had been the plantation barber, had been taken to Louisville, ten or twelve miles from our home at Bairdstown, and had seen Northern men with their close-cropped hair; when he came back he got hold of my brother and cut his hair close, Northern style. When father saw this he pretended to be enraged; he went into the house, donned his old uniform, buckled on his sword and pistols, and had the negro summoned. Then, drawing the sword, he went through the technical cuts and thrusts and slashes, threatening the darkey all the time with being cut up into mince meat. The old Uncle was scared pale, and I took it seriously myself until a wink and a smile from my father enlightened me."
Is it any wonder Griffith prefers subservient blacks to those with the same rights as white citizens? Or why one of the most famous intertitles in the film describes the Klan riding out "in defence of their Aryan birthright"? It also goes some way to explaining why Griffith often presents the African-American characters so comically.

It's notable that Griffith drew on 19th century satirical cartoons in his representation of black legislators, whereas in other, noticeably more sombre scenes (in particular the Siege of Petersburg and the assassination of Lincoln) he used, and even credited in the intertitles, literary and photographic sources. The presentation of the former sequences edge unmistakably towards caricature and the carnivalesque. It doesn't end there, either. The "Is I e-qoll..." line quoted above is an obvious attempt at wry humour, while Gus' clumsy attempt to woo Flora prior to her sexual assault approximates a comedy of manners in which the would-be suitor is completely ignorant of his lack of grace and good breeding. We could even read the penultimate scene where the Klan restores white supremacy in the South by forcibly keeping African-Americans away from the ballot boxes in this way. They laugh and smirk to each other as they reach the polling station, but when they see their hooded masters pointing guns at them they scarper in the classic Keystone tradition.

Myth has it that Griffith tried to atone for Birth of a Nation with 1916's Intolerance, a chronicle of prejudice throughout the ages, but this couldn't be further from the truth. While every bit as ground breaking as Birth of a Nation, Intolerance was Griffith's riposte to the critics and protestors he felt were trying to block his freedom of expression. When the film was re-released in 1930, Griffith added a new introduction comprised of an interview between himself and Walter Huston (fresh from playing Lincoln in Griffith's first sound production), during which he smugly asserts that everything in Birth of a Nation is "as it happened" and gets Huston to read a brief passage from Woodrow Wilson's History of the American People to confirm it:
"The white men were roused by a mere instinct of self-preservation until at last there had sprung into existence a great Klu Klux Klan, a veritable empire of the South, to protect the Southern Country."
Sometimes you have to throw your hands up and walk away, remembering that history and social commentary aren't the sole preserve of dead presidents and truculent film-makers who refuse to acknowledge that their way of seeing things isn't absolute.
 
After discussing the politics of this film it seems futile even attempting to draw attention to its finer points, but it would be utterly remiss if we didn't at least try. After all, great art doesn't always have to represent humanity at its best to be beautiful.

The Birth of a Nation has some of the most remarkable cinematography ever committed to celluloid, bringing to mind the work of Henry Fox Talbot and Julia Margaret Cameron. The scenes set during the South's antebellum era present a false past that Griffith himself would have no memory of but nevertheless exists within the landscape of the mind. This is a luscious, bucolic place where the timber that makes up the dwellings in the Cameron's South Carolina home is alive with the memory of distant hardship and the dream of manifest destiny, the Hedera leaves (not native to America) representing a land tamed but untamed. It may be an illusion of pre-Civil War life but it's bloody effective. It appeals to an innate sense of nostalgia we're all subject to at some point in our lives, whether it's a world we half-remember from our dim and distant past or one that never existed in the first place. In the latter case, it doesn't mean it isn't emotionally valid, despite whatever it is that wills it into existence. Here, Griffith brings a lost, largely imagined world to life, and it's utterly enchanting.

One of Griffith's many innovations with Birth of a Nation was commissioning an original score. Although sound and film synchronisation first originated in the Edison laboratory in 1896, the technology available for successful playback was extremely crude. During the silent era, films were often soundtracked by a live band (or, more often, pianist) accompanying the film with an appropriate, pre-existing series of musical numbers. In an attempt to create a more immersive experience, Griffith hired Joseph Carl Breil to write a full suite with leitmotifs emphasising individual character arcs and overarching thematic elements. The resulting score is a breath-taking achievement. Film soundtracks may have become too intrusive and emotionally predatory in recent years (I'm looking at you, John Williams) but in silent films they're absolutely necessary to convey the correct emotional beats. Used correctly, it's like watching a ballet: music and choreography harmonised to such a degree it's impossible to separate them. The Birth of a Nation achieves this with consummate precision. Only 2001: A Space Odyssey boasts such an inspiring soundtrack.

I'm conscious, though, that Birth of a Nation is still an impossible film to defend. Does it deserve unconditional accolades and admiration for its contribution to the art of cinema, or should it be buried as an appalling (albeit well-made) relic of unchecked prejudice?

Since I don't agree with censorship I'm inclined to go with the former option. Despite its problems, The Birth of a Nation remains an important piece of cinema. I'm not sure it can be enjoyed by contemporary audiences in quite the same it was when it first premiered, mostly for reasons of taste but also because the cinematic language it introduced has become so ingrained in our consciousness we hardly notice it anymore. However hateful its message may be or how invisible its achievements have become, it's as much a piece of history as the Magna Carta, the King James Bible, the Bill of Rights, The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf. Like those works, it can only be studied from a distance and with a sense of perspective.