Thursday 5 July 2018

Breaking news!


New telescope reveals evidence of alien life on the moon...


Little girl discovers fairies at the bottom of her garden...
 
 
Lincoln's ghost caught on camera...


Scientists release video of extra-terrestrial autopsy...
 
 
The British government announces two of its citizens are in a serious condition following exposure to a Novichok chemical agent that may or may not be linked to the Yulia and Sergei Skripal case.
 
 
* * * * * ADDENDUM * * * * *
 
Okay, okay - I'm being facetious: one wonders, though, if this second chapter in the increasingly ludicrous Salisbury case would've happened at all if England hadn't enjoyed such a rousing success against Colombia at the World Cup, or if the event itself hadn't started to dispel some of the blatant Russophobia May and her coven seem intent on whipping up at home and abroad to isolate Russia from the rest of Europe because...
 
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
 
Because we want to sell our military wares? Because Uncle Sam looks set to establish better relations with the Great Bear while our own "Special Relationship" with the Golden Eagle has hit the rocks? Because Europe needs someone to hate?
 
Your call, really. Whatever the reason, this is a cautionary tale. I think our old mate Goya put it best.
 
 
Onwards, folks. Let's stay away from the bullshit, yeah?