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Today's topic: Will you watch the Queen's speech this year?
JUstinBieberLover3988864592 - December 22, 18:43
Y shud we hav to here wat that misererble old witch ses jus cos its her birthday?
MelGibsonIsGod - December 22, 18:44
MelGibsonIsGod - December 22, 18:44
Its Jesuses birthday, retard.
JUstinBieberLover3988864592 - December 22, 18:50
oh yeh
RainbowPrincess456 - December 22, 19:06
The next Queen should be Trans like Princess Michael. The lack of LGBTQIA+ representation in the British royal family is disgusting. The only openly non-heteronormative sovereign we've had was Edward II, and he got a red-hot poker shoved up his arse.
WhoWatchesTheWatchmen9/11 - December 22, 19:11
Wonder if (((Jeffrey Epstein))) ever visited Buckingham Palace? Home of the (((Saxe-CoB(E)RGS)))! While we're on the subject, do we know if (((Prince Andrew))) is friends with (((George Soros))) and (((Mark Zuckerberg)))? Does he own a (((Soda Stream))), or does he just like (((JUICE)))? The (((Queen))) must tell us: (((she))) can't (((hide))) the (((truth))) any (((more))).
RussiaBot1917 - December 22, 19:16
How can Jesus exist if we have dinosaurs? Evolution, peeps. Watch Jurassic Parck.
FrogoBaggins6699 - December 22, 19:21
Jurassic park is a piece of shit. Totally unbelievable and just stupid. Theres more evidence that hobbit's exist than dinosaur's.
justiceleague11939 - December 22, 19:22
What's you're evidence?
RussiaBot1917 - December 22, 19:23
Yeah.
FrodoBaggins6699 - December 22, 21:04
Neeanderthals, stupid.
MelGibsonIsGod - December 22, 21:05
Theres nosuch thing as dinosores or neelanderthals. Read yore bible idiots.
FrodoBaggins6699 - December 22, 21:06
Fuck you, jesus boy.
MelGibsonIsGod - December 22, 21:07
Thats offensive.
FrodoBaggins6699 - December 22, 21:11
Its not offensive its FACT. We got bone's for neanderthaal's but no bones for jesus.
justiceleague11939 - December 22, 21:17
Maybe Jesus was a Metahuman like Wonderwoman or Aqua Man?
RussiaBot1917 - December 22, 21:18
Or Superman.
justiceleague11939 - December 22, 21:23
Super Man isn't a Metahuman. He's from Krypton.
RussiaBot1917 - December 22, 21:24
Same diff.
justiceleague11939 - December 22, 21:26
It's not the same. Metahuman's are born on Earth. Super Man come's from an other planet.
MelGibsonIsGod - December 22, 21:28
Jesus didnt come from a nother planet. Hes from heaven.
FrodoBaggins6699 - December 22, 21:31
Youre missing the point. Jurassic park is unbelievable and hobbits exist. Accept it.
JUstinBieberLover3988864592 - December 22, 23:49
They shud dig up prinsess diana an clone her. she wouldnt mind.
