Thursday, 14 January 2021

WordJam Message Board: Special Discussion

Today's Topic: Should Donald Trump be removed from Home Alone 2?

JUstinBieberLover39888655592 - January 14, 17:23
I did nt think he was that bad in it

KarenKilla - January 14, 17:24
It's cos he's a FASCIST, asshole. #Cuttrumpfromhomealone2

JUstinBieberLover39888655592 - January 14, 17:27
Oh I did nt notis that

Biden2024 - January 14, 17:42
I heard they were thinking of replacing him with CGI, like Kevin Spacey in that Ridley Scott flick. Totally on board with that. HA2 is one of my all-time favourite holiday movies and it pains me having Orange Man Bin Laden soil it with his cameo.

MelGibsonIsGod - January 14, 17:51
They should replace him with Jesus. Kevin asking Our Lord The Way would fit the Christmas theme really well.

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 17:56
Why would he ask Jesus the way to the lobby?

MelGibsonIsGod - January 14, 17:59
Jesus knows all.

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 18:01
But it's not his hotel, is it? Kinda kills the gag when you think about it.

justiceleague11939 - January 14, 18:15
Bruce Wayne would make more sense. They could digitally change the name of the hotel to keep the joke.

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 18:22
How would people know it was Bruce Wayne?

justiceleague11939 - January 14, 18:27
They could get Christian Bale in to do it. Then after he tell's Kevin the way to the lobby Michael Caine could make a cameo as Alfred and say something like "The Batmobile's ready, sir"

WhoWatchesTheWatchmen9/11 - January 14, 18:29
(((They))) will probably replace him with (((George Soros))) or (((Louis Farrakhan)))...

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 18:30
Pretty sure Farrakhan isn't Jewish.

WhoWatchesTheWatchmen9/11 - January 14, 18:32
I didn't say he was Jewish... Why are *you* saying that?

RainbowPrincess456 - January 14, 18:47
Jesus and Batman?!? PUH-LEEEEEEZ!!!! If they replace him with anyone it should be a well-known figure from the BAME and/or LGBTQIA+ community, like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elliot Page or RuPaul. It would add some much-needed diversity to an otherwise boring, white supremacist, cishet movie.

MAGA1776 - January 14, 19:06
They'll come after Reagan next. Bedtime for Bonzo won't be the same without The Gipper.

Biden2024 - January 14, 19:10
Have fun desecrating the Capitol, TERRORIST?

MAGA1776 - January 14, 19:12
Have fun rigging the election, COMMUNIST?

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 19:18
Why remove him, anyway? Even Alan Dershowitz said his Capitol speech was protected by the First Amendment, and he's not exactly on Team Trump...

WhoWatchesTheWatchmen9/11 - January 14, 19:19
(((Dershowitz)))

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 19:20
@WhoWatchesTheWatchmen9/11: Oh fuck off.

Biden2024 - January 14, 19:23
@RussiaBot1917: I don't care. I hope your precious Trump goes to jail and gets raped by Harvey Weinstein.

KarenKilla - January 14, 19:45
@MAGA1776, @RussiaBot1917: I've had it up to here with you nazi-enabling SOBs. You just want freedom of speech without consequences. You better pray I never find out who you are and where you live cos I'll send my Antifa homies round to seriously fuck you up.

BLM4EVA1865 - January 14, 20:11
@RainbowPrincess456: This doesn't end with Trump. They need to replace Macaulay Culkin too. I didn't see him on any Black Lives Matter marches last summer.

KarenKilla - January 14, 20:24
Fuckin A. Culkin is white privilege incarnate. #Cuttrumpandculkinfromhomealone2

RussiaBot1917 - January 14, 20:58
What about Gary Coleman as Kevin?

KarenKilla - January 14, 21:32
Oh, you are SOOO dead, Trump scum. BELIEVE.

BLM4EVA1865 - January 14, 22:04
Will Smith as Kevin.

KarenKilla - January 14, 22:06
And Martin Lawrence to replace Trump, not just as a cameo but as a full character! They could make it a Bad Boys prequel!!!

AllCopsMustFry - January 14, 22:18
Who directed Home Alone 2? Chris Colombus. And who's he named after? The Spanish explorer who invaded America, killed all the natives and set up a slave empire. Coincidence?

KarenKilla - January 14, 22:23
With or without Trump this film is EVIL. #Cancelhomealone2

Biden2024 - January 14, 23:37
@KarenKilla: 100% this. Always hated this movie.

JustinBieberLover39888655592 - January 14, 23:52
They cud jus black Trump up an put him in a dress. That wuld teech him for bein a fashist