So far the seemingly never-ending smear campaign against Jeremy Corbyn has thrown up accusations that at various points in his political career he's been a Soviet agent, an East German agent, pro-IRA, a member of Hezbollah, the Shia Mullahs of Iran and now the PLO. Quite a feat, really, given how some of those groups aren't even politically compatible. Still, I'm sure the good men and women of the press are only looking out for the British people's interests rather than, say, those of their paymasters. (After all, why would Corbyn's detractors be put out by the fact that, despite their best efforts, said opposition leader has managed to increase membership of his party to such an extent it not only manages to eclipse that of all the other parties combined, the 139,000 surplus still outnumbers that of the Conservatives?)
Of course, this doesn't stop us wondering what other 'skeletons' are going to come out of the Labour leader's closet in the next few weeks as the government steadily disintegrates amid Brexit turmoil and the ever loveable™ former foreign minister continues to make a complete twat of himself with his own indefatigable brand of casual racism. That's why WordJam is giving you the chance to pre-empt the news by guessing which nefarious political and/or religious group we think Corbyn will be spuriously linked to next! Simply select from one of the following options:
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