WordJam: Picking a fight with innocence

Friday, 8 April 2016

Picking a fight with innocence

Yeah, it's beautiful and all - but are we supposed to believe that a teddy bear tethered to bunch of balloons can escape the heat-shield of the Earth's atmosphere and just drift into space?

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